Visionary Dragonite

SWEET SEMEN OF BABY JESUS GET YOURSELF A DRAGONITE

THAT’S RIGHT, A DRAGONITE

THE OD OF THE OG

THAT’S RIGHT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON HERE

IT FLIES!

IT SHOOTS HYPER BEAMS!

AND IT’S SO FUCKING ADORABLE!

IT’S A BRUISER AND YOUR NEW BEST BUDDY ALL IN ONE

Charizard?

NOT A DRAGON TYPE!

Gyarados?

STILL NOT A DRAGON TYPE!

Dratini and Dragonair?

NOT FULLY REALISED DRAGONS!

Salamence?

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE! WE’RE OG!

SO GET THIS - DRAGONITE IS IMMUNE TO FUCKING EVERYTHING

YOU UP AGAINST A DRAGONITE? YOU BEST BE PACKING ANOTHER FUCKING DRAGONITE!

LANCE USES THREE DRAGONITE BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WORK AND BECAUSE BITCHES LOVE DRAGONITE

HE GETS HIS COCK SUCKED THREE TIMES AN HOUR! THAT’S ONCE FOR EVERY DRAGONITE!

Ice types?

FUCK THAT SHIT! DRAGONITE CAN LEARN FIRE ATTACKS!

SO GET A DRAGONITE AND START FUCKING SHIT UP, OR GET YOUR SHIT FUCKED UP BY ONE!

SO

FUCKING

CUTE!

…SCREAMING!

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Blank by ~Metagross101, art by ~Xous54. A tad OP'd but eh.